Cool Baby Clothes: 2012

Monday, December 31, 2012

Big Discount onGerber Baby-Girls Newborn 5 Pack Solid Onesie, Pink/Green, 3-6 Months!

Gerber Baby-Girls Newborn 5 Pack Solid Onesie, Pink/Green, 3-6 Months

Gerber onesies brand one piece underwear are an essential in baby's wardrobe, great for coordinating with your favorite pants and gerber accessories to create the perfect outfit for baby, these are made of 100 percent cotton for comfort and softness, have a lap shoulder neckline for ease of dressing, hems are double stitched to keep smooth after excessive washings and a snap closure conveniently positioned for ease of changing baby's diaper, 5 pack assortment includes all solids with embroidery, Read More >>

List Price: ~~$ 12.99~~

And below is why i think all of you should buy this item :

100 percent cotton for comfort and softness
Lap shoulder neckline for ease of dressing
Snap closure conveniently positioned for ease of changing baby's diaper
Machine wash and dry

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Saturday, December 29, 2012

The Etymology of Beer Labels

via NeatoramaAnd here I always thought that PBR had won that blue ribbon at the Irony County Fair.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

The Martyrdom of St. Valentine (and other romantic stories)

You can thank Geoffrey Chaucer and Hallmark for Valentine's Day. Really, he was just a guy, maybe a bishop, maybe a number of bishops, who got his head chopped off maybe for refusing to adore a false idol, maybe? Anyway, the Catholics phased him out in 1969 but as with many things Catholic (ironically Catholic means universal), no one else really seemed to take note. You might say I loathe

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Read This

OtolithsI like them...I just rode my bike to work - about 12 miles all told, mostly along the Lakeshore Trail. It was lovely, peaceful, and challenging, as M. is a manimal and I was following his lead. Now, I'm bummed about a day in front of my computer, static. I might have to bounce around the office for a few minutes before setting to some actual work.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Cory Doctorow's /Makers/

I've been a simpering quietly gushing fan of BoingBoing blogger Cory Doctorow's for some time now, but I can't stay quiet for this one. By all means, check this out. This, my friends, is the future of fiction. If, unlike me, you've got some pennies to spare, kick a few into his coffer as well.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Big Discount onGerber Birdseye 10 Count Flatfold Cloth Diapers, White!

Gerber Birdseye 10 Count Flatfold Cloth Diapers, White

Gerber Birdseye flatfold diapers are made of a lightweight fabric that is soft and quick drying. Flatfold diapers have the same thickness throughout so this diaper is ideal for using as a burp cloth. Mom can customize the fold when burping baby. Also ideal for putting in the diaper bag for those unexpected messes. 10 count white assortment. Great item for gift giving. Read More >>

List Price: ~~$ 14.99~~

And below is why i think all of you should buy this item :

Made of a lightweight fabric that is soft and quick drying
Mom can customize the fold when burping baby
10 count white assortment

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Monday, December 17, 2012

Experience is the mama of science

Today is my birthday. Last night, M. presented me with a poem - the first and only attempt he's made at poetry-writing. To his credit, it seems he's absorbed a lot from the poetry (equal shares mine and not-mine) I've let him in on in the little over a year we've been together - it was really rather good! It warms the cockles of my heart truly to find that it is possible to win over a not-poet

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Rock Lobster

Rock Lobster fashioned by M. and I, 13 June 2010(Rock garden alongside Frisco Rec Path en route to Copper Mountain)If doing nothing is merely the musing of the poet, then I have not been at much leisure to muse. The Romantic MO often appears self-indulgent and contrary to that industrious spirit that is ordinary to the American condition, that is its standard, even. But I find it to be a work

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Big Discount onGerber Baby-Boys Newborn 5 Pack Solid Onesie, Blue/Green, 0-3 Months!

Gerber Baby-Boys Newborn 5 Pack Solid Onesie, Blue/Green, 0-3 Months

List Price: ~~$ 12.99~~

And below is why i think all of you should buy this item :

100 percent cotton
Lap shoulder neckline for ease of dressing
Snap closure conveniently positioned for ease of changing baby's diaper
Machine wash and dry

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Friday, December 7, 2012

Big Discount onGerber Organic Fruit Twists, Strawberry Grape, 1.75 Ounce (Pack of 12)!

Gerber Organic Fruit Twists, Strawberry Grape, 1.75 Ounce (Pack of 12)

Graduates for preschoolers Organic Fruit Twists are real fruit snacks and are naturally flavored with other natural flavors. USDA Organic certified, masde with natural fruit & juice from concentrate, with no preservatives. Is just the right size for preschoolers, is the perfect on-the-go snack, and has a taste preschoolers love. Read More >>

List Price: ~~$ 33.99~~

And below is why i think all of you should buy this item :

Excellent source of Vitamin C
No preservatives, artificial flavors or artificial sweeteners
This product should only be fed to seated, supervised children who are accustomed to chewing solid foods

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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Big Discount onGerber 2nd Foods Assorted Fruit Apple, Banana, Apple Strawberry banana 18-count, 3.5oz Ounce Tubs!

Gerber 2nd Foods Assorted Fruit Apple, Banana, Apple Strawberry banana 18-count, 3.5oz Ounce Tubs

A blend of apples, bananas, and strawberries For baby who eats easily from a spoon No artificial flavors or colors, no preservatives Tubs have recloseable lids; refrigerate after opening. Read More >>

List Price: ~~$ 11.19~~

And below is why i think all of you should buy this item :

Blend of apples, bananas, and strawberries
No artificial flavors or colors
Tubs have recloseable lids
No preservatives

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Saturday, December 1, 2012

Big Discount onGerber Baby-Boys Newborn 2 Pack Lap Shoulder Gown, Blue, 0-6 Months!

Gerber Baby-Boys Newborn 2 Pack Lap Shoulder Gown, Blue, 0-6 Months

Gerber infant gowns offer no-fuss, quick dressing for your little one, gowns are made from 100 percent cotton for comfort and softness, lap shoulder neckline for easy dressing, mitten cuffs to prevent scratching and a banded bottom to keep feet covered and warm, the 2 pack assortment includes one solid & one allover print, available in size 0-6 months, machine wash and dry, great item for gift giving Read More >>

List Price: ~~$ 11.99~~

And below is why i think all of you should buy this item :

100 percent cotton for comfort and softness
Lap shoulder neckline for easy dressing
Mitten cuffs to prevent scratching
Machine wash and dry

Special for our fellow USA citizen, get big discount and fast USA shipping for Gerber Baby-Boys Newborn 2 Pack Lap Shoulder Gown, Blue, 0-6 Months this month.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Happy Birthday, Emily

1106We do not know the time we lose - The awful moment isAnd takes its fundamental placeAmong the certainties - A firm appearance still inflatesThe card - the chance - the friend - The spectre of soliditiesWhose substances are sand -

Monday, November 26, 2012

Big Discount onGerber Baby-Girls Newborn 6 Pack Variety Cozy Designer Socks, Pink/White, 6-9 Months!

Gerber Baby-Girls Newborn 6 Pack Variety Cozy Designer Socks, Pink/White, 6-9 Months

Keep their little feet cozy warm with gerber terry soft socks made of 80 percent cotton, 17 percent nylon and 3 percent spandex for added comfort, designed to stay on babies feet with soft elastic, roll back cuffs, 6 pack sock assortment in solids designed to coordinate with other gerber essentials to complete every outfit, machine wash and dry, available in sizes 0-3, 3-6 and 6-9 months, great item for gift giving Read More >>

List Price: ~~$ 9.99~~

And below is why i think all of you should buy this item :

Designed to stay on babies feet with soft elastic
6 pack sock assortment in solids
Machine wash and dry

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Friday, November 23, 2012

Would rather have the living make me

Wishing I didn't have to wake up with the inevitable long weekend hangover (not literal, mind) and force myself in to work. However, work has a new place, portent and feeling for me now that I have left after the briefest stint in civil service. Suffice it to say, my heart wasn't in telecommunications, and I could not force it to be. That's the diplomatic version. If you'd like to hear the

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Underemployed MFAs FTW

This Lady is a riot and also correct. Take a moment and read for yourself.I, however, would argue that there IS a leper colony for MFAs. It is called the service industry....On an unrelated (or perhaps intimately related) note, I just finished my first reading of Gregory Orr's Poetry As Survival after a week of restless commuting, staved somewhat by the Anodyne of words. I have to say, I like it

Monday, November 19, 2012

Strangers on the Bus

I admire people who can chat up strangers; I am not one of them. No, I am abysmally awkward around strangers. I cannot connect on the weather, sports, or hangin out in hot tubs. I suppose, when it comes to social interaction, I want the forest, but can't stand all the damn trees. You, kid, scarcely 20, who tried to chat me up on the bus, have tossed me into a whirlwind of inadequacy. And you just

Thursday, November 15, 2012

You Will Buy Me This T-Shirt Now

C'mon, it's only $25.99.Rejections ARE hard, and I would like to share that fact with the world, thus dissipating the cloud of unknowing which inevitably forces them to cough up their souls and buy ridiculous automobiles.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Big Discount onGerber Graduates Strawberry & Banana Fruit & Cereal Bars, 8-Count Bars (Pack of 6)!

Gerber Graduates Strawberry & Banana Fruit & Cereal Bars, 8-Count Bars (Pack of 6)

8 Individually wrapped bars. With other natural flavors. Just right for picking up. Good source of calcium, iron & zinc. No preservatives or artificial flavor. You know calcium helps build strong bones. Yet the labels on most foods don't tell you how much calcium your toddler is getting. How can you make sure your toddler gets enough calcium? Look to Gerber Graduates - the only full line of foods and juices specially designed to meet the nutritional needs of toddlers. So you can be sure you're g Read More >>

List Price: ~~$ 22.06~~

And below is why i think all of you should buy this item :

Case of six 5.5-ounce boxes, each box containing eight bars (total of 33 ounces / 48 bars)
Wheat-and-oat bars with strawberry-banana filling
Perfect for toddler practicing motor skills by picking up food
Good source of calcium, iron, and zinc
No preservatives or artificial flavors

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Saturday, November 10, 2012

I stand by my previous statement

As regards being a smartass to you on the internet. Be that as it may, I am not interested in a fire fight regarding Polanski. You will not change my mind, I will not change yours. If you agree with me, fabulous! And congratulations, you may happily claim the title of rational thinking human being that I have bestowed upon your head. No laurels necessary. You know, Caesar wore laurels to cover

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Those Saw Movies Just Will NOT Go Away

I am a little too pleased to see the same annoying argument about lyricism infecting the prosists of the world. Of course, I'm also fatigued at hearing the same lyric (as though it were some great monolith of the elite intelligentsia) v. narrative/pacing/humor(??)/whatever crap. Can we just say that great writing requires many of these "technologies" (because a novel with beautiful language and a

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Big Discount onGerber 4 in 1 Diaper Bag, Brown!

Gerber 4 in 1 Diaper Bag, Brown

Gerber 4 in 1 Diaper Bag
Gerber 4 in 1 Diaper Bag is a glamorous yet highly practical bag. This bag comes with a multitude of pockets for convenient storage of your babyGCOs essential items. The bag is spacious enough to store wipes, diapers and bottles. There are various elastic bottle holders that can hold water and milk bottles. The bag also has side pockets to give you easy access. Its insulated cooler helps you store liquids at the required temperature. This bag is easy to take care of a Read More >>

List Price: ~~$ 22.99~~

And below is why i think all of you should buy this item :

Changer, wipe case, insulated cooler
Three elastic bottle holders inside
Multiple inside and out pockets
Two side pockets for each reach

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Friday, November 2, 2012

Hairy flarf

Whatever your views on flarf (I haven't quite made up my mind yet), you cannot deny Sharon Mesmer's commitment. Readers of poetry note: audiences respond to commitment. And copious obscenities & pop culture references.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Big Discount onGerber Unisex-Baby Newborn Frogs And Ducks 2 Pack Gown And Velboa Bootie Bundle , Yellow, 0-6 Months!

Gerber Unisex-Baby Newborn Frogs And Ducks 2 Pack Gown And Velboa Bootie Bundle , Yellow, 0-6 Months

Gerber infant gown and velboa bootie set is perfect for your newborn baby. Gowns offer no-fuss, quick dressing for your little one, made from 100% cotton for comfort and softness, lap shoulder neckline for easy dressing, mitten cuffs to prevent scratching and a banded bottom to keep feet covered and warm. The velboa booties are exceptionally warm inside and out to keep little toes toasty warm. Available in size 0-6 months. Machine wash and dry. Great item for gift giving. Read More >>

List Price: ~~$ 19.99~~

And below is why i think all of you should buy this item :

Made of 100-percent cotton for softness
Gowns offer no-fuss, quick dressing
Velboa booties are exceptionally warm inside
Machine wash

Special for our fellow USA citizen, get big discount and fast USA shipping for Gerber Unisex-Baby Newborn Frogs And Ducks 2 Pack Gown And Velboa Bootie Bundle , Yellow, 0-6 Months this month.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

And All the Hills Echo-ed

via BoingBoing: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PARIS RECORDS.A great article chronicling the doings of this most "inexplicably" (agreed) obscure recording project. I was most impressed by the exquisite recording of Allen Ginsburg singing William Blake's "Nurse's Song." Do check it out! Also, I regret talking so much smack about Texas, as I keep finding lovely little things there lately.Happy Friday!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Bring You MORE MEAT

Collage artist Nicolas Lampert via Neatorama Which brings me to an actual point. About meat, and critical distance.Being that poets are not really lionized as cultural soothsayers these days (though ever we have been in eras past!), it strikes me that the poetry I find myself enjoying most on a visceral (if not critical) level is such that the poets take on a carefully controlled Poetic [Anti-]

Monday, October 22, 2012

Big Discount onGerber Training Pants 18 Month 6 Pair Girl!

Gerber Training Pants 18 Month 6 Pair Girl

GIRL 6 pair Training Pant. 3 packs of 2 Read More >>

List Price: ~~$ 24.95~~

And below is why i think all of you should buy this item :

Center and side panels made of 100% combed cotton
Interlining made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester white batting
Expanded leg openings for ease of pulling up and down
Elastic waistband for perfect fit

Special for our fellow USA citizen, get big discount and fast USA shipping for Gerber Training Pants 18 Month 6 Pair Girl this month.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

LOLcat Wasteland

Corprew Reed, via my po-friend, Steph, exactly what it sounds like.I know I shouldn't, but I kind of want to memorize it.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

The Auto Tune Meme, with Weird Al

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Big Discount onGerber Graduates Fruit Splashers - Mixed Berry 6.75-Ounces , (Pack of 24)!

Gerber Graduates Fruit Splashers - Mixed Berry 6.75-Ounces , (Pack of 24)

Gerber Graduates Fruit Splashers Mixed Berry
Water and fruit juice blend beverage just right for toddlers40% less sugar than 100% apple juice*With a NutriProtect blend of vitamins C, E, and Zinc - nutrition for healthy growth and natural immune suppor.5 fruit serving in every box**No artificial sweeteners, artificial flavors, or added colorsConvenient single-serve drink boxes are ideal for toddlers learning to self-feedGreat for use in and out of home - perfect to pack in lunch boxes
* Read More >>

List Price: ~~$ 13.99~~

And below is why i think all of you should buy this item :

Special for our fellow USA citizen, get big discount and fast USA shipping for Gerber Graduates Fruit Splashers - Mixed Berry 6.75-Ounces , (Pack of 24) this month.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Basterds, Inglorious and Otherwise (Spoiler Alert)

NOTE: If you've not seen Inglorious Basterds and care about having it spoiled a little bit by a shitty non-reviewer, you can skip this one.I'm usually shy of commenting on film. This is mostly due to the fact that I don't have much of a memory for quipping or quoting, especially from movies. But that's not the substance of film - this much I know. I won't get that far into the movie v. film issue

Thursday, October 11, 2012

PERSEVERE

I WILL persevere, fear not, my little chippies!In fact, I am in the process of applying to library school. Me? Librarian? In the immortal words of Marty Feldman:Wait, I meant: It! Could! Work!I've been drumming my fingers over this possibility for a while now and most of what has kept me from pursuing it more seriously was the prospect of having to quit a full-time, well-paying, benefits-laden