3 YEARS LATER

I have been called a "ninja of satire" by writers so famous you have never heard of them. I have been simultaneously the most mind-numbingly bored, under-utilized, under appreciated and wildly creative administrative assistant in the Western Hemisphere. I came, I saw, I put everyone on notice.I am. The Most Unemployed Woman in the World.____Thanks for bearing my self-involvement, y'all. This too